lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I forget how to act sober
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