oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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