More tranny stories later!
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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