im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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