I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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