he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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