You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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