talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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