Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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