Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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