I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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