I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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