He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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