Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Still dying that you shit outside
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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