the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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