Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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