We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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