The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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