We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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