maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize