was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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