the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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