butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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