You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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