Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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