kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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