Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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