Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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