Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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