that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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