weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
not ubering you a puppy
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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