Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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