i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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