I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i would one night stand the shit outta him
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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