Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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