This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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