She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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