i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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