tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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