You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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