so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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