So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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