how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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I need you to use more vowels.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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