Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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