Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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