Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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