i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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