Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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