I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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