Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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