It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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