Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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