Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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