we're blogging at a bar
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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