But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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