doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The beer is more important than you right now.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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