Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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